4th Graders Say [and Do] the Darndest Things

Some of these are just hilarious, some maybe you had to be there, and some just ask yourself,

“would I be able to answer that question with thirty 4^th graders staring at me?” 

Let’s just say….awkward!

·         “Miss Haskin can I add you on Facebook?” [wait what, 10-year-olds have facebook!?]

·          “Ok, so around the circle this measurement is called…?”

“Circumcision!”

·         “Ewwww gross! They are talking about puberty! Wait, Thomas, were you listening? Ok good. You shouldn’t know about it. Its girl stuff.”

·        “Miss Haskin, how do babies even come out??”

·        “Smell this!”

“Whoa! It smells like fruit loops! Where’d you get it?”

[The boys all at that table proceed to go get the good smelling Kleenex and sit at their desks sniffing it]

“Oh no! Wait did you wash yours? Mine doesn’t smell like fruit loops anymore!" 

·         “Um, Miss Haskin, there’s a game online where you can test a husband and wife and see if you’ll get married, and Tristyn put in your name and Jimmer’s and there’s a 95% chance you’ll get married.” 

[part of] my class. you just gotta love them. :)

also, tomorrow is my last day. 

I'm going to miss them!