Tuesday, March 29, 2011

4th Graders Say [and Do] the Darndest Things

Some of these are just hilarious, some maybe you had to be there, and some just ask yourself,
“would I be able to answer that question with thirty 4th graders staring at me?” 
Let’s just say….awkward!

·         “Miss Haskin can I add you on Facebook?” [wait what, 10-year-olds have facebook!?]

·          “Ok, so around the circle this measurement is called…?”
“Circumcision!”

·         “Ewwww gross! They are talking about puberty! Wait, Thomas, were you listening? Ok good. You shouldn’t know about it. Its girl stuff.”

·        “Miss Haskin, how do babies even come out??”

·        “Smell this!”
“Whoa! It smells like fruit loops! Where’d you get it?”
[The boys all at that table proceed to go get the good smelling Kleenex and sit at their desks sniffing it]
“Oh no! Wait did you wash yours? Mine doesn’t smell like fruit loops anymore!" 


·         “Um, Miss Haskin, there’s a game online where you can test a husband and wife and see if you’ll get married, and Tristyn put in your name and Jimmer’s and there’s a 95% chance you’ll get married.” 


[part of] my class. you just gotta love them. :)

also, tomorrow is my last day. 
I'm going to miss them!

5 comments:

Kristen said...

I LOVE it! Gosh! I cannot wait to become a teacher!

leah marie said...

this is hilarious!! you are so grown-up, Miss Haskin! :)

Becca said...

So hilarious!

Kimber said...

My favorite was the "measurement around a circle is..." oh man. I laughed out loud and embarrassed myself at work lol

Sera said...

hahaha, i guess you need to meet jimmer!

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